HARARE (Reuters) — Two Zimbabwean mortuary workers have been arrested on charges they rented out corpses to motorists to enable them to take advantage of special fuel preferences given to hearses.
Shucks, now I won’t be able to patent my business plan to lend stuffed corpses to motorists wishing to use carpool lanes.
Rent‐A‐Corpse: We prep ’em, you shlep ’em!
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