Bomb Iraq Burma‐Shaves

Today we creative folks over at ifMUD were making sarcastic political rhymes in the style of Burma‐Shave signs, ending in Bomb Iraq.

Here are a few of mine:

CAN’T FIND USAMA?
RECESSION IN ACTION?
DEPLOY A WEAPON
OF MASS
DISTRACTION
Bomb Iraq

FORGET BIN LADEN
HE’S USEFUL LOOSE
JUST HELP US
HUNT FOR
OUR EXCUSE
Bomb Iraq

DON’T NEED ALLIES
LET ’EM TALK RUDE
THEY’LL LOVE US
WHEN WE HAVE
ALL THE CRUDE
Bomb Iraq

[Ed. 2002-12-12:]

One more, with a nod to the late Bill Hicks:

OUR CIA AGENTS
ARE QUITE ELITE
WE’RE SURE THEY
HAVE ANTHRAX
WE SAVED THE RECEIPT
Bomb Iraq

• Bill Hicks was a comedian who did routines about the Gulf War.

  During the Persian Gulf War, those intelligence reports would come out: Iraq: incredible weapons—incredible weapons.

  How do you know that?

  Well… we looked at the receipt… But as soon as that check clears, we’re goin’ in! What time does the bank open, 8:00? We’re goin’ in at 9:00!