30 June 2001

deadly chain letter

My sister sent me the most life‐threatening chain letter I’ve ever read.

No lesser punishments like lost jobs or stolen cars. No, if the chain is broken, someone must die. The vengeful spirits of the chain letter cry out for blood!

Fortunately, Katie Robbenson’s surviving relatives went through her e‐mail inbox, found the unacknowledged letter, and informed the sender so they could include her tragedy in the letter as a warning.

I e‐mailed a reply to my sister saying I care too much about my friends to forward an message that’ll kill them or someone they love if they overlook it. For the love of humanity, the carnage stops here! Oh, and if I die in a horrible accident, it’s all her fault.

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